Honey...NO! : 5 Things No Self Respecting Man Should Ever THINK About Wearing

1. SKINNY JEANS

Ok skinnies on a man is a HUGE MONSTER no-no. I'm not a big fan of the ridiculously super baggy jeans either. But seriously fellas there's gotta be some grey area. Me && my man don't need to be rockin the same style of jeans! #notcute AT ALL. Instead go for a more comfortable && relaxed fit making sure the right *ahem* places get enough breathing room. Lets keep the circulation flowing.





2. UGG BOOTS

This is a FEMALE shoe! Enough said.






3. OVERSIZED JACKETS

One of the worst things about cold weather is seeing all the ill-fitted coats and jackets. Your jacket shouldn't be able to comfortably shelter an Eskimo village from the harsh winter winds. These monstrosities are shapeless && not flattering so do not partake in wearing them. ESPECIALLY if the come belted, those are the worst ones.





4. OVER DESIGNED && EMBELLISHED SHIRTS

I'm all for funky designs that add flare to one's personal style :: HOWEVER :: this right here ain't wussup. Guys, your shirt shouldn't have enough designs && patterns to trigger a seizure. Not cool. If you find that your closet is full of super tight tattoo-ridden ED Hardy tees you might wanna enroll yourself into a 12 step program. Especially if your body's not up to par. No offense but nobody wants to see your rolls, find a shirt that fits right. The fashionably challenged men of this day && age who feel trapped by his x amount of kids && play dates- I'm not naming any names.... JON GOSSELIN *(cough cough)* -made this "happening". Its not. Simplicity is key. Look for a shirt with one central theme. You don't need florals, bedazzle jewels, crosses, blingage, AND a skull && cross bone all at once. Pick one && stick with it.






5. LOUD ACCESSORIES

Nobody wants to see crap like this. This is some straight COONERY! T-Pain need his tail whopped with his extra self. An accessory should never overpower your ensemble. Ever. This goes for top hats, chains, rings, bow ties, earrings, pimp cups, or whatever. Bling is fine in moderation. A watch here or a necklace there is cool but if u look like the gentleman above? Kill yourself, you're doing the most. Stop it.


*>>stay chic<<*