Ok my dears, today's word is:
doo doo daddy
[n.]
A guy that is deep in the streets from sun up to sun down. He engages in activities such as gangbanging, selling weed or other narcotics, or scraping with other doo doo mamas (SEE HOT GHETTO MESS). The said gentleman STILL continues to wear over larged white tees, tall tees, or any other plain colored clothing. They are also known for rocking baggy, dusty, && outdated items (i.e. Girbauds, Filas, Air Forces, etc). The doo doo daddy has no life goal, he expresses an abnormal want to be stuck in the hood for the remainder of his stay here on Earth. At times he doesn't even shower or brush his teeth. He gets up, eats, && is on his way back to them streets.
Here are some key signs that you or someone you know is in fact a doo doo daddy:
1. One or more baby mamas are present in your/his life && they are doo doo mamas.
2 you/he wear(s) oversized tee shirts, jeans, OR shorts that look like jeans.
3. you/he still rock cornrows
4. the cornrows are dusty
5. Nike Air Forces and/or Jordans are worn year 'round
6. the Forces take on a "crunched" appearance, the Jordans are knockoffs, moreover
they are dirty && grimy
7. you/he has a one bedroom apartment && six people live in it
8. four of the kids in the said cramped living space are yours/his.
If you identified with these symptoms, or you know of someone that does please check them && QUICK. This behavior of the doo doo daddy is an epidemic && needs to be stamped out. Being a doo doo daddy (or mama) is NOT CUTE, nor is it glamorous. In today's day && age it is highly accepted and televised, looked at as some kind of twisted badge of honor. NO NO NO!!! It most definitely is not. So get it together people && get off the doo doo train.
>>*stay chic my loves<<*
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